Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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