I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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