What tipped you off? The sombrero?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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