I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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