My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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