Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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