a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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