I can't breathe out the right side of my face
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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