i think i have herpe
just one?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It's blow job season.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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