Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
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don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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