I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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