he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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