..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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