i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he thought i was a dude.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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