Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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