He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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