your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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