it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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