You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
