Well douche your snatch and let's go!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You were trust falling into bushes
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