Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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