it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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