I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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