Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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