I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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