Dual....:-)
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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