Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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