oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I want a musical about memes.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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