Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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