I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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