did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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