remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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