Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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