...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I think people are normalizing furries
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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