Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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