my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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