I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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