a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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