your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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