stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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