if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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