How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Randomize
