Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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