Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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