I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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