The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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