ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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