If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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