my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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