too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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