he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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