I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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