Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I just threw up on my dentist
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and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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